The dog ate my homework

Okay, well the dog ate my cell phone! Yup, I found my phone on the floor in three pieces! So now I must try to replace my phone, which of course has turned into a huge mission of trying to get a phone for a decent price without extending my contract by two more years. And of course, in the three days that I have been without my cell phone, I have missed many important calls. Read Kindergarten Woes for more details!